Ha! -- made you look!
Ready for more puerile excitment?
The Beat It Powder Prick is a collaborative project between A Bit A Bite and Least Likely 2 Breed. A Bit a Bite makes smart but lewd plushie penises and I make clever but lewd balms, bath and body products. It's a match made in hello-operator!
And say, who doesn't want a gently perfumed powder puff penis? I'm tempted to strew lacey flowers all over Mr. Beat It -- as an homage to powder wand history and as a subtle, romantic reference to Lady Chatterley's Lover.
On second thought, my austere aestheic sensibilites say no -- he's perfect just as he is.
A Bit a Bite The Interview:
How did you start your business of producing custom handcrafted dick plushies? A spark of imagination or a gradual process?
The Prick Cushion was actually the result of late night silliness on the ETC forum of Etsy. When you say “you should do that” to me, sometimes I take it a bit to literally. This one time, it didn’t end in tears!
It was a natural progression from plushie penises to displaying my wonderful embroidery skills by sewing names on the dicks. When people started emailing me asking for hand jobs I knew I was putting the skills painfully taught to me by my home economics teacher and my cross-stitching mother, to their best possible use. I have made penises filled with catnip, embroidered with flames, frogs on a log, pierced, studded and most recently, a powder puff!
You're funny, you're on the internet and you're a girl; how is that working out for you? Have you noticed a gender difference in humor?
Curiously, I never had many female friends until I started making penises. I think it takes a man with some pretty big cojonas to hang around with the dick lady. As a result, most of my boys are really freaking hilarious, or my gay best friends.
Who is the biggest market for your penis craft? Have you ever sold a penis to a guy?
Like Madonna, Kylie and Lady GaGa, I’d like to thank all my gays! I sell to straight guys too, though usually as gifts for a female friend. The Prick Cushion particularly loves a man who is comfortable enough with his junk to carry a penis around at a craft fair.
Any juicy hate mail?
No! I never get anything good. I get called a bitter hateful divorcee on YouTube a lot, but who doesn’t get flames over there? I’ve been married for 6 years, in case you were wondering.
Order your custom willie HERE - go on, you know you want to!
Or learn how to make a fab body powder HERE
Directions for Use:
Tap briskly wherever needed (over your shoulder, behind your knees, under your armpit, etc.) Or for some general cockknockery, hurl it at your friends with reckless abandon. Your choice.
Oh and uh... just like the real thing, Mr. Beat It Powder Prick deflates with continued abuse. To plump him up you'll have to rip open a seam and fill 'em up. Or better yet -- replace him with another, superior model.
