Three 2oz tins: Bad Ass Booty Balm, Tough Titties Nipple Rub, & Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly. Gift-wrapped in your very own size 2 chlorine-free diaper.
Style your piles, with "Roid Rage" - The classiest, flashiest hemorrhoid remedy on the planet.
Got a bad ass in your crib? Diaper Rash is a bummer for you and the babe – so take care of that mess with Bad Ass Booty Balm.
Deeply Penetrating Moisturizer for People Who Work with Their Hands
Love bites... deal with it. (for use on dry, cracked, or just sore nipps after breast feeding)
For when hormones go haywire (post-childbirth, breast feeding, hysterectomy, chemotherapy, menopause)
Magical stretch mark potion.