Bad Ass Booty Balm™ Roid Rage™ Tough Titties Nipple Rub™ Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly™ Whale Oil™

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Bundle O' Joy

Bundle O' Joy

Three 2oz tins: Bad Ass Booty Balm, Tough Titties Nipple Rub, & Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly. Gift-wrapped in your very own size 2 chlorine-free diaper.

$17.50

Roid Rage™ (hemorrhoid remedy)

Roid Rage™

Style your piles, with "Roid Rage" - The classiest, flashiest hemorrhoid remedy on the planet.

$5.99

Bad Ass Booty Balm™ (diaper ointment)

Bad Ass Booty Balm™

Got a bad ass in your crib? Diaper Rash is a bummer for you and the babe – so take care of that mess with Bad Ass Booty Balm.

$5.99

Hand Job™

Hand Job™ - Deeply Penetrating Moisturizer for People Who Work with Their Hands

Deeply Penetrating Moisturizer for People Who Work with Their Hands

$5.99

Tough Tittles Nipple Rub™ (for nursing mums)

Tough Titties Nipple Rub™

Love bites... deal with it. (for use on dry, cracked, or just sore nipps after breast feeding)

$5.99

Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly™

Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly™

For when hormones go haywire (post-childbirth, breast feeding, hysterectomy, chemotherapy, menopause)

$5.99

Whale Oil™

Whale Oil™

Magical stretch mark potion.

$11.99