Bundle O' Joy
Three 2oz tins: Bad Ass Booty Balm, Tough Titties Nipple Rub, & Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly. Gift-wrapped in your very own size 2 chlorine-free diaper.
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Roid Rage "Push Present"
Roid Rage Limited Edition Push Present - a lovely 2oz commemorative hemorrhoid ointment packaged in an art deco style tin featuring Swarovski crystals encased in a black velvet box.
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Bad Ass Booty Balm (diaper ointment)
"Got a bad ass in your crib?"
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Tough Tittles Nipple Rub (for nursing mums)
Love bites... deal with it. (for use on dry, cracked, or just sore nipps after breast feeding)
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Mother Effers Va-J-J Jelly
For when hormones go haywire (post-childbirth, breast feeding, hysterectomy, chemotherapy, menopause)
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Roid Rage (hemorrhoid remedy)
Style your piles, with "Roid Rage" - The classiest, flashiest hemorrhoid remedy on the planet.
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Better Than Average Lip Balm
Custom lip balms! Our humor is dry... your lips shouldn't be. We started adding lip balms as freebies in our other orders - but we got so many requests for more of these we decided to make ’em available for retail or wholesale. You can order yours with a custom logo (or if you'd rather, with our classic “Thank You”).
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Order by email
Send us an email if you want to order odd quantities, use other payment methods, or request a rush order. Or if you have any questions: mom@LeastLikely2breed.net
Payment Methods Accepted By Email
- credit card (via PayPal)
- US money orders
- business checks (on pre-approved wholesale purchases)
This is a super small, super relaxed, mom-run business so -- the hours are a bit chaotic.
Basically we check email everyday and will get back to you within 24 hours via this method. (Overall this will be your number one choice for communication with us).
This section is long and boring, but...
...you should run through it if you expect to have unusual circumstances, or if you know you are a pain in the ass. -- To keep it simple -- no exceptions can be made to these policies.
Pennsylvania Residents:
We must charge 6% sales tax to Pennsylvania businesses and residents who have not filed a Sales & Use Certificate with us. If your order is being delivered in the state of PA and you have a valid business tax ID number, mail us a copy of your resale certificate prior to placing your order.
USPS - 'cause it's cheap:
As of November 1, 2007 all shipping is USPS with delivery confirmation unless otherwise requested in advance. Your delivery confirmation number will be emailed you to as soon as your item is posted in the mail.
International buyers should be aware that when shipping regular US mail we cannot track your package once it has left the states thus, if you would like to buy tracking and insurance on your package please contact me in advance so that we can arrange for US Priority Mail International with tracking. Also, we are not responsible for delays or losses do to striking workers, acts of GOD or terrorists etc.
Finalizing Your Order:
We can't make any changes to an order once it is finalized. Please check your order carefully before you finalize it.
PayPal Users:
We are not responsible for any delays in processing orders paid for through PayPal. Orders cannot be shipped until your payment clears. Orders of $150 or more paid for via PayPal must be shipped to an address that the PayPal system lists as being CONFIRMED.
Processing Time:
Orders placed online are generally shipped within 48-72 hours. Current processing times and delays are posted online during checkout. Email and payments made by US money order orders may take longer to process and ship.
Returns:
To ensure the purity of our products, we do not accept returns on opened products, so please read the following carefully. We are not able to issue credit on returns, and returned merchandise will be discarded. We are not able to make exceptions to this policy.
In the event that we make an error, we will of course gladly authorize the return of incorrect or defective merchandise and pay for the return shipping costs. You agree to carefully inspect your shipment, upon arrival and report any problems or need for replacement within 72 hours of arrival.
Our products are manufactured & distributed by LL2B, Inc. which is owned & operated by Leigh Stevens and Scott Rigby ("mom & pop"). Please direct inquires to the following address: 100 Main Street, Souderton PA 18964. To learn more about mom & pop's other collaborative projects, visit http://www.basekamp.com.
Safety Disclaimer:
I'm sure most of you are endowed with a great a deal of common sense - for those who are not, please read the following cautions carefully.
Keep out of reach of children except under adult supervision. For topical use only. Discontinue use if rash, redness or itching occurs. Consult your physician if irritation persists.
Ideally store these products in a cool, dark place.
The contents of our products and any stated claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. Information on our Web site is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. It is provided for informational purposes and is not meant to substitute for the advice provided by your own physician or other medical professional. Please read all product packaging carefully.
By purchasing our products, you agree that you are knowledgable about the safe, appropriate storage and use of the products that you purchase. You agree to carefully inspect your order upon arrival and report any problems or need for replacement immediately. You agree that you will not hold LL2B, Inc. liable for any problems that arise from your storage and use of the product.
