Cheap & Easy Homemade Perfume

• 8 ounces cheap vodka
• 1 ounce vanilla extract
• 100 drops each orange & lemon essential oils OR the rind of 1 fruit each
• 1 teaspoon of cloves
• 1/2 teaspoon glycerine

Through it all in glass jar and let the perfume sit in a dark, dry space for at least 2 weeks.

Strain the contents through a coffee filter and pour the good stuff in jar and violà! A sweet, foody perfume which doesn't smell like roach spray.